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When a film series changes the actor who portrays the protagonist in a movie sequel it does a 'James Bond'.
"When Robert Downy Jr decides to stop playing Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic universe, they may decide to 'James Bond' the character by replacing the actor"
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Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.
Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?
Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?
Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.
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A great american hero- and hes black!-SCORE!!!
A great baseball player who just added a little more gatorade to his diet than he expected. Barry Bonds!!!
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When 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together.
Lance said to Stephan, "I want to certify our love with some Gold Bonding."
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When two mated werewolves have have great sex, just before they orgasm they half turn so there eyes glow and their canines extend. When this is happening the both feel drawn to eachothers neck. Both of the mates bite into eachothers necks and then they are together connected forever or till one of them dies. Afterward they are able to feel eachothers emotions and talk telepathically. Their connection is strongest after sex and each mate is able to put up a "mind block" if needed
Helen slid back Elise's long dark hair and frowned
"Is everything okay between you and Kane? You have not blood bonded yet."
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Person 1: I failed all my courses but daddy bought be a degree at bond University
Person 2: I pwnd up my courses and got a degree without paying anything upfront
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when you think of barry bonds, you think of a monster homerun. well the barry bonds is now when you input two baseball bats into the vagina and the butthole.
While Ricky was sexorizing this female, she asked for the Barry Bonds. Ricky thought about it for a while and insert 4 Louisville Sluggers into her.
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