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Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.
bonk is when you hit something with something
jacob proceeded to bonk the baseball.
jacob: (while hitting the baseball) BONK
Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni
Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head
Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.
Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*
1. The act of hitting someone on the head
2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail
1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”