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Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.
Garth Bow is a medical ailment that effects a large number of people across the world. It is a serious illness that can affect victims work and social life. Symptoms include a lack of sense of humor, grumpiness and has also been know to effect other areas of the body if treated correctly for example Garth-Knee, Garth-Eye and Garth-Breath.
Oh my god i have Garth Bow and it Hurts
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Holy hell your Garth Bow looks bad
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I didnt get my Garth Bow treated and now ive got Garth Knee too
The act of taking one's penis shaft and pulling it down between the two testicles. The testicles are then pulled around the shaft making the resemblance of a bow tie.
Logan asked his teacher if she wants to see his bow tie. The teacher says yes. Logan pulls down his pants, wraps his balls around his penis and makes a bow tie
A cathephrase for virgins or for anybody who sees someone attractive or someone naked. May not make sense, but I like what I created.
John: *goes over to his friends house*
Katherine: *answers the door half awake with just a robe on* Hey John, come on in.
*Katherine walks away to let John in, her legs catch John's attention*
John: JET BOW! I need to stop being so scared and ask her out
The act of going offline temporarily upon seeing one's boss (or senior) 'online' and 'typing' on whatsapp, allowing few moments of time and 'space' as a mark of respect, while one waits offline for message to be typed in and then read it after a few moments. May be more common in eastern societies with hierarchical cultures
Upon seeing his teacher online and replying to his queries, he quickly made a whatsapp bow.
A yoga pose in which the yogi practising it grab their ankles and lifting up their chest into a bow shape.
I have been practising this yoga pose called bow pose where I grabbed my ankles and lifted my chest up. It really helps me concentrate.
1. A poor excuse for an alias. 2. The young rap singer who will die at age 21 from being an idiot. 3. Jerk who crashes a Range Rover.
"You probably heard of the young rap 'artist' named Bow Wow, who was at his peak in the latter half of 2005. No one knows what happened to him - some say he lives in a sewer. Others say he's gone from this world."
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