When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.
Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!
A person who would choose the single opaque box rather than taking both the opaque box and the box that contains 100 dollars in the scenario known as Newcomb's paradox.
Steve and Mike are one boxers because they believe they can have an affect on what the demon put in the box beforehand.
A brown boxer is when you take a shit and it’s so long it hits the bottom of the bowl then slaps your nuts
Damn bro, I just used the bathroom and had a brown boxer again
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What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".
Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.