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When you grab all the hockey sticks you have, build a make shift igloo around the bed, light a fire under the bed and sing the first verse of the Canadian anthem, all while doing the deed. (Must complete before bed breaks)
What’s more Canadian than a Dirty Brady?
A perfectly thrown hand grenade in a first person shooter game. One that hits the mark with precise accuracy and inflicts maximum damage, much like Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. This is not to be confused with a Xavier Nady, which do consistent damage, but only knock enemies out of the park about 20 times a season.
Devin: Oh shit! Double kill from the other side of the map with a plasma grenade!
Sam: Yeah that was a Brady Nady right there!
Marco: Did you see my Brady Nady I just threw?
Devin: That was more of an Eli Manning Nady, but at least you're trying.
Brady Farrar is a male dancer who was on the eighth season of dance moms. He was Abby's favourite despite winning once out of his five solos. The fans also like him because they created a hashtag about him.
Person 1: Have you heard of Brady Farrar
Person 2: Yeah but Pressley Hosbach is better
A "Dan Brady" is a high energy, new age, cocktail specifically designed for those with an abundance of Dutch courage. Its a mix of Champagne and Red Bull. Order one bottle of Champagne, 2 pint glasses and one Red Bull. Fill the pint glasses 3/4 full with Champagne and then fill the rest with Red Bull. Skulling is the preferred method of absorption... But sipping also works.
The drinks origins have been the subject of much recent debate among the worlds leading cocktail designers but after intensive investigation we have settled on the most likely 'place of origin', and let me tell you, this place, while gorgeously beautiful is one of the most remote islands in the world. Its name, Rottnest.
Rottnest is a small coastal town 15km off the coast of Western Australia. This epicly laid back stretch of land plays host to the infamous pub, the Quokka Arms. Several hours before the rest of us were welcoming in 2006, a young, balding fellow from a neighbouring town was stumbling across a drink that would soon become common place in pubs all over the world. This mans name, Dan Brady.
A sample of the drink was replicated in various pubs, bars and restaurants in the nearby city of Perth in the weeks to follow. From there the drink spread with freightening popularity across Australia, up through Asia and not long after to the throbbing bars of Western Europe that were begging for something different to add to their tired cocktail lists.
NOTE : The rumours that this drink was invented in Northern Kuwait and somewhere near the arctic circle should be taken as false. After many days, and of course nights of tiring research we stumbled across documents that proved these rumours was nothing but ellaborate fabrications.
Give me a Dan Brady. Imma gunna skull that bitch to high heaven
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When your entire family consisting of large number of people show up at the same time and make a lot of noise.
I was having a relaxing dinner when the entire brady bunch showed up and stressed me out.
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A Patriots fan (man or woman) who loves and worships Tom Brady, quarterback for the New England Patriots. Men tend to express homosexual desires and affection when discussing their favorite quarterback. Women, on the other hand, would not think twice if given the opportunity to have any type of sexual contact with him. A Brady Lover is truly obsessed with Tom Brady. He can do no harm.
Dude, you see the Patriot game last night?
No, what happened? Was Gisele there?
Tom Brady cut his hair!
Dude, you are so gay. You are such a Brady Lover.
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When you shit and masturbate at the same time, with the intent of coming at the same time the shit comes through your butthole tickling the prostate theoretically creating an amazing orgasm.
Wow, I really want to Brady McClain after work today.
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