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A Deathcore quintet from Sheifield England.The band has released a EP and two Studio Albums.Curtis Ward(Rhythm guitarist) left in 2009 and was replaced by IKTPQ's Jonah Weinhofan(weinhofan what is he a fucking nazi?)anyways I got into them through Count Your Blessings their first studio album,i thought it was great,then i got Suicide Season not so great it was ok but eh.Saw them live in march 09 where they put on a good show but it was clear that The lead singer oli sykes was using studio magic for his vocals on the record I still like this band but i have lost alot of respect for them and their nazi guitarist.Also 99.9.9.9 % of their fans are scene girls that stand around at their shows,and would cry listining to bands like Cannibal Corpse,Nile,or Death.
Scene Kid:omgz do you like uh know about Bring Me The Horizon?
me:yeah
Scene Kid:yeah sure what songs do you know,chelsea smile hahah
me:I have all of their stuff including the Bedroom sessions demo
scene kid:yeah well uh im gonna go listen to some of that song For Steveis Diamonds arent forever.....
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A critically-acclaimed, and one of the greatest deathcore/hardcore bands to walk the earth. Bastardized a hell of a lot by toughy "death metalheads" who are actually insecure pussies who despise scene kid styles/attire so they decide to hate on really good bands such as bring me the horizon. in all honesty anyone who's a metalhead who hates this band is just a poser who stands by "death metal" because he is a poser.
BMTH fan: Hey bro do you like Bring Me The Horizon
death metal pussy: NO HIS HAIR IS TOO COOL AND HIS JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT AND THEY HAVE TOO MANY BREAKDOWNS TO BE GOOD!
BMTH fan: fuck this, (pulls out a crowbar bashes other dudes head in)
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1) Literally Bringing home the bacon
2) making a lot of money
3) having hot steamy sex.
1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"
2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"
3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"
Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."
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A phrased used by goths to express a need for drugs to help treat their "depression".
X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"
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Something sadistic parents say to their children before they're going to give them a beating.
A way to create psychological anguish before administering corporal punishment in the home
Father: knock that off before I take off my belt
Daughter: {begins to cry}
Father: now you're just being manipulative, knock it off
Daughter: {continues crying, having heart palpitations}
Father: I said knock it off. You will learn to obey me. BRING ME THE BELT.
Daughter: Retrieves belt from closet, hands it to father and awaits her beating.
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A completely shit deathcore band from Britain, who're only famous because their vocalist has scene kid hair. The only person who even remotely has talent is the drummer, who remains unnamed because Oli is a drunk attention whore. Anyone who listens to them should be burned at the stake, along with the mothers of noob tubers and noob tubers.
Person 1: *Having discussion about metal*
So, what bands do you like?
Person 2: I like bands like Cannibal Corpse, Death, Obscura, you know, bands like that
Scene kid: LOL GUIZE HAVE U EVAR HURD OF BMTH? THEY'RE NAME IS BRING ME THE HORIZON BUT I CALL THEM BMTH BCUZ I KNOW EVRYTHNG LOL THEY'RE SO UNDERGROUND NO ONE HAS HURD OF THEM OLI IS SOOOO HAWT
Person 1 and 2 in unison: GTFO niggerfaggot scene kid anyone with a brain knows Bring me the Horizon is complete shit, and Oli is an attention whore, being the only reason they're famous.
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greeeat fuckinng banddd , theyre one of my favoritees
oli sykes is proper lush & their lyricss are randomm and funnn ahahxX(: youu should def listen to them
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so clap yer hands to the sound of everyy newwbornn dying noww,
wattchh the rivers turn to bloood ,deeath will stand where life once stooood! close yer eyeeeeeees ,! prayyyy fer plagues
xBMTH
bring me the horizon makes you horny
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