You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

bikini bottom built

Insult to fat people. Means that the person being called this is fat enough to sink to bikini bottoms deepest area. Literally a human anchor.

"Dude lose some weight!"
"You're literally fat as hell. Bikini bottom built cunt. If you fall, you'll be sent to the backrooms fat fuck."
"That wasn't nice!"
"Go to rehab you food addicted cow."

Built like a Brick

Your rough around the edges, Simply not attractive.

Girl: Hey I really like your suit you have on.
Man: You're built like a Brick don't talk to me !

built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

Built like a Bugle

A bugle is a crisp commonly sold in the UK and is cone shaped, it is a word that is used to insult the shape of someone’s head.

“Jay Woods is built like a bugle”

Cannon Built

A household name in the heart of the tri-valley. The trio consist of tcan 5.9 / jj parker and C bands. Cannon name trio was set in stone due to erratic behavior in the community. From fighting, drugs, stealing and its biggest blow up in the car and truck community. From building numerous e36, e46’s and straight buckets, they traded up there way to not only one but two ctsv v2’s. There experience didnt end there when c bands stumbled upon a laramie 4g cummins that blew the truck game away. Not short of second is tcan 5.9 compound turbo 2nd gen pushing 700 whp with a good ratchet shifter to push it to the limit. Last but not least the head honcho JJ parker who led a record breaking trade up from a chimmy e46 all the way up to a ctsv1 and a 4g G56 cummins that turned heads around the community. JJ parker unfortunately blew up the g56 that had $7k in head work but immediately came back and 5.9 swapped it as it currently sits in Truckee, CA. The numbers of cars owned ans operated between the 3 if all were kept would exceed $300k easily. This trio would go on to shock the car and truck world when C bands and tcan 5.9 with matching v2’s at only 17. Anywho who stumbles upon them on the road never wants the smoke cause once they see the “cannon built” sticker, you’re gettin cooked.

Cannon Built? Those kids are crazy, idk anybody who hasnt heard of them. They got the trickest whips! C bands ctsv pushes 1300 HP!

ash-built

Someone who acts as if they do something that you are bad at PERFECTLY

Oh I hate Justin, he keeps being a fuckin ash-built about my first blog post.