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A depraved sex act including, but not exclusively, double-vaginal penetration, double-anal penetration, small furry animals that have been shaved and greased, and lubrication made out of expired milk.
That girl and I studied "Canada's History" last night with some guys from the hockey team, ey.
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A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."
-"Did they just perform Canada's History?"
-"I really don't give a shit."
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A skin condition of the area between one's sphincter and gender-specific anatomy in which very recent hair-removal, by wax or otherwise, and exposure to cool air, leaves the area with a purple hue and exaggerated topography, much like Canadian tundra.
I was going head-on into that the back way, but I had to cancel that hike, with all that Canada's History going on.
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Lamest magazine in Canada. And Canada has no history anyways.
Steven Colbert- "Canada's history can suck my beaver."
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A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
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A sex act first proposed by Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. He suggested that it would involve moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, but left the rest up to users of the internet.
Canada's history is performed by pressing moose antlers into a woman's vagina and rubbing it with them for initial stimulation. After about three minutes, the maple syrup is applied as a lubricant (WARNING: this is not advised). The two people engage in sexual intercourse in whichever position they like. When the man reaches a climax, he ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and the woman drinks the semen from the cup.
There are surely other, much more depraved versions of Canada's History, but this is the basic version.
Stephen: "I heard Sam and Jason did Canada's History last night!"
Jon: "Woah, freaky."
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