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A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to use birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat responsible parent.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
Well, we've had these kids for almost three years, and now they're going back to "Mom", so they can live in the house and ride in the car, and go to the doctor, all paid by our taxes.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
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don't care means that you do care but you just don't want to tell them that you do
girl:hey do u think i should ask jake out?
boy who likes girl:i don't care...
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what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)
P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.
EX1.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
EX2.
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"
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When you can't be fucked to say doesn't care. simple.
Homie 1: Talking shit about irrelevant information, that ain't needed
You: Does care lad
Homie 1: what are you talking bout does care what they mean
You: Guess you not up to date cuz
Homie 1: proceeds to check urban dictionary for the meaning
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An interesting term for when someone just doesn't give a shit about who you are, what you're doing or what you've done or just generally doesn't give a shit at all.
"I just got the achievement, 'Avast Ye, Admiral'!"
"Care plane."
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The response to something so inane that you absolutely can not be bothered to think about. Even for a second.
Q: "Did you hear that the local rappers are angry we're going to see Kanye?"
A: "Mad care"
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The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.
This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.
Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?
Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.
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