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that one neighbor that cooks you dinner every now and then
carol decided to make some lasagna for me, i feel like she's tryna win me over, that the 30th time this week that she's made me something, my fridge is FULL.
My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT
*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
Likes to believe she is the bees knees when in fact, not many people are fond of her.
Woah, have you seen Carol her hair is wild and ginger
the most beautiful girl in the world
alyson carol gonzales is so so so cute!
The hooker you meet at your local patty's diner, who is courteous enough to give you a small fry with a 10 cent BJ.
Bob: "I went to patty's the other day"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"
Play on words for a bag of cocaine based off the popular Netflix documentary "Tiger King"
Want to crush a few episodes of Tiger king and head out for a Carole Bag-Skin? I hate that bitch....
also known as; the ranga; the orangutang; muuuuuuuuUuUuUUUUuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM. your local neighbourhood milf. the hoe you wanna fuck. the hottest girl in the actual fucking universe. also really good mum to her 17 children
look over there! its a wild carol the cunt in her natural habitat