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that one neighbor that cooks you dinner every now and then
carol decided to make some lasagna for me, i feel like she's tryna win me over, that the 30th time this week that she's made me something, my fridge is FULL.
My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT
*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
Likes to believe she is the bees knees when in fact, not many people are fond of her.
Woah, have you seen Carol her hair is wild and ginger
the most beautiful girl in the world
alyson carol gonzales is so so so cute!
THAT ONE HUSBAND KILLING BITCH
Carole baskin
Person 2: KILLED HER HUSBAND WHACKED HIM
Carole Baskin, killed her husband, whacked him, fed him to tigers they snackin, can’t convince me that it didn’t happen, CAROLE BASKIN.
Tom: Hey did you see the show Tiger King?
Jeff: Yeah, do you think Carole Baskin killed her husband?
"Carole Baskin killed her husband, whacked him. Can't convince me that it didn't happen."