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A Republican candidate for the 2016 Presidential election. He is characterized by:
-being batshit insane
-having biblical ties to every part of his campaign and proposed administration, even with the separation of church and state in the USA
-lies about his upbringing
-being stupid, but because he's a fantastic neurosurgeon (read: "idiot savant"), it's ok
-speaking as if he is perpetually high
If Ben Carson wins the 2016 election, I'm leaving this planet.
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this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls
carson king is dope as hell.
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Drummer and one of only two remaining founding members of the rock band AFI, formed in 1991 in Ukiah, California. Brown hair and eyes, tall, extremely attractive.
Adam has also played on albums with Tiger Army.
Who's your favorite drummer?
Adam Carson.
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I would really hate 2 have his fucking job. You have to hang out with people you can't stand, and the guy's supposed to be all punk? Bullshit.
1. He has 2 hang out with Good Charlotte. Enough said.
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A man that has a hard time keeping his eyes open. Speaking monotone and slow is his forte. Bible thumping as well.
...ben carson
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An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.
{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things
-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back
On no I just Pulled a Caron in my
pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things
-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back