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Chunks of stale white bread eaten out of a bowl with milk.
When your parents have a Kentucky Breakfast every morning you grow up eating a lot of Kentucky Cereal.
Cleetus prepared himself a bowl of Kentucky cereal while his parents readied their Kentucky breakfast.
When you pee and poop at the same time.
Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.
When a woman uses multiple dating apps and is quick to push a date, typically just to get free food. Similar to women jokingly asking, "So how do I know you're not a Serial killer?"
-- She says, "Hey, let's skip the small talk, and why do you take me out to dinner?" ... -- "Well... how do I know you're not a Cereal eater?
An addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day.
I love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, I have a cereal addiction.
A sugary cereal that your parents didn’t let you eat during the week and was reserved for Shabbos morning.
Yossi went shopping with his mother at Seven Mile Market on Thursday to chose Fruity Pebbles as his Shabbos cereal.
A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.
Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.