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breakfast of champions

The simple yet sustaining combination of a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box and a Monster energy drink in the morning.

"Dude, im hungry! what can we get for breakfast at 1 PM?"
"The breakfast of champions, of course!"

by semi_fixtion December 30, 2009

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ass fucking champion

When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion

steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion

by Poepholl Pilot March 25, 2019


Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.

Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.

by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021


The Nikola Army of Champions

Commenly known as NAOC, has been around from 1985 and has gotten stronger over the years.

The main battle the NAOC has was against the JAOC(the juricas army of champions). That war last mere minutes as the NAOC proved to be too strong of a force for the weak JAOC(which is still alive right now but are in the same shape as the poorest african country).

The NAOC will pwn the world soon.

The Nikola Army of Champions is #1!!!

by NAOC Commander November 1, 2006

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champion christian school

1.A satanic cult discuised as christianity in order to obtain money and slave labor and to ruin lives

2. a place where white people work cheaper than mexicans

3. A place where atheists are born

1. Dude they sent him to champion christian school poor bastard

2. She works at champion for 5.66 an hour

3. I became an atheist when i learned that being a christian means lableing everyone who doesnt listen to you as unacceptable people who would be the type to use date rape drugs and telling everyones parents about it so they look like a crimanal, word to the wise if it looks like a cult and smells like cult then its a cult

by bobs sagging balls saget August 25, 2008

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Butt Dart Champion

A male who if fond of anal sex

that fags a butt dart champion

by Ugly Fucker December 28, 2004

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Garter Belt Champion

The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.

Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.

by WhoopThereImNot June 29, 2016

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