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If you are willing to share your last piece of cheesecake with someone,You love that person!
I like him enough to share my last piece of cheesecake..(meaning I love him)
A delectable desert created with three different bodily fluids. First, the woman must be menstruating. After copulation, ejaculate onto (not in) the vagina, then defecate on top of the jism and blood-soaked groin. This is simulatneously mixed and baked when the feces, sperm, and menstrual blood is inserted back into the vagina through another round of intercourse. Allow to sit inside the vaginal cavity for 15-25 minutes. The brownies may extracted with a ferocious menstrual explosion. Let cool for 5 minutes and serve.
Benny and Jo decided on saving time by simultaneously satisfying their mutual sweet tooth as well as their scatological fantasies by baking a half-dozen strawberry cheesecake brownies for all to enjoy.
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New York Cheesecake is when you take a woman to a famous part of New York City (The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, etc.) and ejaculate on her face.
Steve gave Brenda a New York Cheesecake when they visited Central Park strawberry cheesecake, hot pocket, dirty carl, cheesecake, dirty sanchez
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after intercourse outside during winter, find some ice to cover with your man-goo then smash your partners face into the cold cum, their blood from their nose should mix well with the white snow and babyjuice
my exgirlfriend broke up with me because i gave her a froozen cherry cheesecake
she was a kinky hoe, for christmas, she gave me head outside and i saw some ice so the froozen cherry cheesecake had to be done
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Model who places or wins a vintage style (1920-50) cheesecake photography contest.
She is a cheesecake queen who placed third in one contest and first in two others just this year.
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when you fuck someones ass so hard it bleeds then you cream pie them so their asshole is leaking cum and blood
i totally gave my girlfriend a dirty strawberry cheesecake last night for her birthday, she loved it
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a heavenly shot of vanilla schnapps with a splash of cranberry juice. so smooth and mellow that one is never enough.
i'll have another cherry cheesecake in a shot bartender!!!
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