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The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.
"Yo man, let's go buy some chicago cheese"
"Hell yeah bro"
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When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.
Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"
John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
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1. strange people
2. too much work due to the student body's love of procrastination
3. squirrels are cuter than the girls
4. guaranteed lower gpa
5. don't go here
wow, when i got to the university of chicago, a number of things happened: my gpa crashed, and my boner disappeared.
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The greatest football team ever.
Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.
So, who do thinks gonna win the NFC Championship game.
Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.
*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.
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Usually darkskin and some of the most savage niggas out there
Teacher: what is an example of pure savagery?
Student: a Chicago nigga?
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The act of defecating through a car's sunroof, preferably while it's open. As seen in the Television series "Better Call Saul"
Me and Jimmy went out and pulled a Chicago sunroof on that bitch Jackie's Hyundai. She'll never steal my parking space again!
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"I'm from Chicago..."
... But you're really not from Chicago
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