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Hey Taylor, why are you always with hot girls but you never chop them? ex. chop her in half; chopper city; and the drunken yell "CHOOOOOOOP!!!!"
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One of the sexiest guys you will ever have the pleasure of laying your eyes on.
We all know a chop in our lives. ;)
That man is sexy!
Nah he's my chop.
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“To chop” basically means you’re smoking weed
Stoner 1: “Surely come for a hell mad chop.”
Stoner 2: “Fucking oath”
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A "chop" or "club chop" is a karate chop motion performed to the neck whenever somebody says something false or ridiculously stupid. Chops are not to be dealt on jokes or any opinion based matter. If somebody falsely chops another person, the victim of the false chop receives 10 chops for being falsely chopped. A chop can only be performed on a question if the question is so unbelievably stupid that they must pay for their stupidity. If somebody calls for a chop and the defendant disagrees with a reasonable argue meant, they chop may be decided weather it is granted or not by a 2/3 vote (all voters in the party must be unbiased and make a fair decision based on the rules of the chop, no exceptions)
Zack: Did you know that George bush brought the horses to America in the 1800's?
Mark: Chop, are you stupid? *executes chop*
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