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Christopher Hitchens

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!

Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

by Stephen the Heathen March 29, 2011

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Christopher Owens

Personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, Girls. Christopher Owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. While some may associate his music to hipsters, Christopher Owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song "Substance" in which he sings:

"Who could have something real, when you could have nothing?"

He is also particularly desired amongst both sexes.

"Christopher Owens is my dreamboat."

by Missy Miss Molly September 22, 2011


christopher walken

The opposite of Christopher Reeves.

"I gotta have more cowbell." -- Christopher Walken on SNL

by Coell September 3, 2005

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Christopher Columbus

a bitch.

"hmm I wonder who Christopher Columbus is.."
"hes a bitch."

by November 10, 2021

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Christopher Scarver

The guy who killed Jeffery Dahmer (and another inmate, Jesse Anderson) in prison. He beat them to death with a broom while all three were cleaning a bathroom. Scarver said he was the "son of God", acting on his "father's" command to kill.

Christopher Scarver did us all a favor.

by RawrItsPanda November 15, 2009

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Christopher Street

A street in New York City's West Village which is infamous for homosexual activity. Christopher Street is home to the famous "Stonewall Inn," birthplace of the infamous Stonewall Riots. It also leads to the Christopher Street pier, which manages to make the street itself look not-so-sleazy (no small feat by any means).

On any given night you can observe various homothugs, male hustlers slinking around in doorways, black and hispanic lesbian 'thug' gangs catcalling girls, and white yuppie gays cruising around looking for action.

There's only one reason to go to Christopher Street at night. If you don't know what that is, then you probably should avoid it.

by Kato Kaelin January 16, 2009

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Christopher Lee

A real-life bad ass who hunted Nazis after World War II. Also, a very good actor and all-around nice guy (unless you're a Nazi.)

Dude1: "Christopher Lee was the shit."
Dude2: "Who the hell is Christopher Lee?"

Dude1: "You know, the guy that played Count Dooku and Saruman. He's been acting like forever."
Dude2: "Yeah, he was pretty cool I guess... just an actor and an old dude."

Dude1: "Bullshit. He hunted fuckin' Nazis after World War II as part of some secret British operation. He was a war veteran and a bonafide bad ass."
Dude2: "Damn! He truly *was* the shit. I bet when he was 90 years old he still kicked the shit out of people that deserved it. He's was like a white 'Shaft'!"

Dude1: "You're damn right. He was one bad motherfucker."

by Coosey Junt May 14, 2016

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