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When making a drink for a lady. Place your penis in the drink as a way to activate all of her hormones. Serve drink.
I put my dick in the punch bowl. I will get laid tonight because i chum the water. #chumthewater #getlaid
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yet another collequilism for "vagina"
"Hi my name's Plankton and I work at a burger joint called the Chum Bucket..."
okay, bad example.
"Ugh, I hate eating Chum Bucket, it just smells like rotten tuna!"
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When you get a slimy and gooey substance on the creaks of your anus.
David Tong got loads of butt chum when he ate too many rice cakes.
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the face one makes when super baked and super drunk, but feelin better than ever, eyes squinty as fuck, and a closed mouth smile that makes you just look like a chum. if ur chum facin, ur doin it right
dude, ur so chum faced right now
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like "chav scum" in many ways except for the fact that you can say it in public and chavs won't know what your talking about! and if they do, explain that you said "scav chum" instead of "chav scum" so there is less chance of smacking you.
normal human being:*to friend* wow, theres alot of scav chum in th city today.
chav:*overhearing conversation & being a nosy lil twat* oi!u dissin me coz i is like arder than u!?
normal human being: no i was just pointing out a simple fact. and anyway, i sed scav chum....
chav: *grunt* OI! u just fukin lookd at me wen u was jus now talking to me!
normal human being:erm...you lookd at me too.....
*chav smacks normal human being for no apparant reason......*
lesson learned: dont become a chav....
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The one single nasty ass pubic hair you find in, on, or around a public toilet, or deeply imbedded in the cheese of a previously edible pizza/pussy.
Boy I had to blow pretty hard to get that chum hair off the seat at the ball park!
Hmmmh pizza's here! Wait, *sigh* dammmmIT!
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I've been riding this horse for days - thank heavens for my bum chum.
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