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Cigar

Presidential aid

Hey Monica, want a cigar?

by AintSoSlimShady August 1, 2018


cigars

cigarettes but bigger and i have lung cancer now

i have lung cancer from cigars

by M I L K. M A N July 23, 2021


cigar star

A female meth smoker who smokes meth and does pornstar shit all night

I can't get any sleep when I have garla over. All she wants to do is smoke and fuck. She's a real cigar star.

by Cozmickandy February 18, 2023


Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024


hide the cigar

A blowjob.

Instead of POTUS playing hide the cigar, we get Putin offering free nuclear cigars.

by Warcivil the III May 31, 2023


Cigar Job

The act of sounding with a cigar.

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"

by asmrrfy September 24, 2023


Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.

“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh
Oh yea, let’s rip it

by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019