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Clock Block

Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.

It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.

by DJ Walt April 23, 2009

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clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 17, 2017


CLOCK MONSTER

An individual who possesses certain attributes that reveal their true gender. Usually used in the lgbtq community to distinguish a biological woman, versus a transgender woman. “Clock Monster” is a derogatory term.

Vanessa is such a clock monster: you see that hard ass jawline and them big feet? Even though she has a wig on, you can definitely tell that’s a man.

by mkckjclub January 29, 2023


Clock-kun

A nickname for Ouro Kronii given to her by her senpai Mori Calliope, stemming from her lore as the incarnation of time and clockwork motif.

Mori: Sent ya a little Uno invite, slid into your Uno DMs
Gura: Oh my

Kronii: You guys want your own room? You're sounding kinda intimate
Mori: Don't make it weird, Clock-kun

by Bathmat January 14, 2022


Clocking Out

When one of the Bois decides to go home early to chill with his girl friend.

Nate:"all right I'm going home early today Bois. "
John:"Nate's clocking out on the bois"

by Alpha_Ranga August 9, 2020


Beerological Clock

When it is getting late in the day and you havent had a chance to ingest any beer into your system.

Holy shit we better finish this job soon, its already past 5:00 and my beerological clock is ticking.

by flyingglass March 13, 2011


clock-stopper

narrow-minded thinkers

Who would've guessed we were dealing with bunch of clock-stoppers since the beginning!

by KorruptLeKleptocrat April 16, 2019