A term that is used to throw rage at another person. By telling someone to Munch on your cob you are also putting others at risk of being the laughing stock. The term originated in a discord server and started spreading and now everyone is at risk of being the "Cob Muncher". Plan on using the term carefully as people will potentially use it against you if learned.
"You can go Munch on my Cob!" or "You Cob Muncher!"
The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.
Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!
"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"
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When a girl gets on her knees and has a guy on each side of her, amd receives a penis in each ear.
Mary invited Gary and Blake over for a steak dinner, she ended up getting โcorn cobbedโ instead.
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To fuck a woman from behind.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.
"why do you have forks by your bed?"
"gonna have corn on the cob later"
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When 2 chicks are giving you a blow job at the same time and both licking the penis shaft up and down.
My day went even better when Erin and Deb came over for a little corn cob tripod! Those 2 chicks had me sporting wood in no time.
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Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.
Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.
Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!
1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.
We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.
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