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Unlike a cock block, when anyone can jump the gun on you. When you're scouting a girl at a bar and your bro jumps in front of you to kick it.
Mike to Phil -"You see that hottie in the blue tank top over there by the bar? After I take a piss I'm on it."
**Mike goes to the bathroom and comes back to find his buddy Phil all over Jenna in the blue tank top**
Justin to Mike - "Oh man did you see that? Phil just layed a Boston Cock Block on you. Harsh!"
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Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.
Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!
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When a member in the party decides to join in on the game with the group when nobody in the group wants them to. Ultimately the group decides against playing the said game.
The other day, Ramzfan914 decided to be a gamers cock block and tried to play the same game with us. We decided to switch to a game that Ramzfan914 didn't have.
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one who blocks a cock blocker.
At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.
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getting cock blocked by an old person.
I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.
me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"
G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"
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You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."
In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism
I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it