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When a person with the name Colin gives you the big 22 foot shlong
Tina:how was your date with Colin
Jessica:OMG I GOT THE DIRTY COLIN
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A Colin Forbes is where a person takes a sex move/position and completely makes up a definition for it that is nowhere close to the real definition. This can only happen if said person has absolutely no idea what they are talking about.
He Colin Forbes'd you yesterday when you asked him what a blumpkin was. According to Colin Forbes, a blumpkin is where you make a hole in a pumpkin and stick your dick inside of it and swing it around to jerk yourself off.
Lead vocalist for The Decemberists. Known for his distinct voice, incredible stage presence, and intricate lyrics, which utilize a ridiculously expansive vocabulary.
Graduated with a degree in creative writing, before going into music with Tarkio, then his current band, The Decemberists.
"Colin Meloy punted the ball into deep orbit..."
(kickball in SF before the Decemberists show)
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THE most GORGEOUS human being to have ever walked the earth. No, seriously have you SEEN the guy smile????? Exactly.
Like most beautiful things he only appears once in a blue moon, he is the most reserved guy out there and legend has it he's still waiting by the lake....
"Has anyone seen Colin Morgan lately?"
"Only in my dreams..."
colinj_23_ is my insta and sc is lolcorporations ps4 is king_kgno hmu
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arguably one of the best improv performers. Hes able to create something totally dull and transform it into something hilarious. Hes brought countless laughs to thousands of people for over 20 years Famous for his work on the British and American Versions of Whose Line is it Anyway?
"i wanna be an improvisor like colin mochrie"
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After a frivolous night on the princess juice ( red wine ) , a build up of arid grape paste will present itself apon the drinkers lips . This is akin to a mild bruising , slight inflammation or extreme chapping of the lips. The special powers unlocked by this lip ailment include : increased sexual appetite , essential necessity for sexual degradation , almost complete numbing of the pain receptors and a complete loss of all social graces.
booze hound : "oi bar keep give me a red of glass wine " ?
bar keep : " no chance sir, u have Colin lips, an could u please refrain from spitting in my face while talking "
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