A conversation that takes place on facebook between two people, online at the same time, that comment on each other walls instead of using the chat feature.
John: "I got so many notifications on my facebook due to your comment convo with Jane"
Usually taking place on Facebook, when one posts a comment on something and another person replies to that comment creating a conversation via commenting instead of simply using chat.
1: "This picture is great"
2: "Ya i remember this"
1: "You weren't there"
2: "Uh ya i was, i just wasn't in the pic"
1: "Prove it"
2: "I don't have to prove anything to you"
3: "chill guys this is becoming a Comment Convo. Take it elsewhere."
1: "whatever..."
When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.
So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?
A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
Comment abuse is where someone says things that, if said out loud, would be considered verbal abuse, even if in a joking manner.
(in comments)
Girl: >_<
always makin fun of me!
Boy: Nah, just concerned about your safety ! LOL ! You're there on an ROTC scholarship, not an ice skating one --- correct ? LOL !
Girl: would this be comment abuse? i think it might be...ima have to urban dictionary this
When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.
Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.
A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”