Con Hot

When a person is comparatively more attractive than anyone else in the room, due to the lack of variety in a convention setting.

Girl 1: "These guys all look stupid..."
Girl 2: "Well the overweight naruto isn't looking so bad next to the pimple faced InuYasha..."
Girl 1: "Yeah, the Naruto is kinda con hot."

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CON-cert

A show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.

Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?

Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.

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non-con

A golf ball that does not conform to USGA and/or R&A guidelines for competitive use. This term is derived from the phrase "non-conforming".

Such balls are generally slightly smaller and heavier than ordinary balls approved for tournament play, allowing them to fly farther than their counterparts under comparable conditions.

Dude, did you see little Johnny's tee shot? He just drove the *&^%$# greenside bunker on that 480-yard Par 4!

Check his ball, he must be playing a non-con.

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con queso

spanish for WITH CHEEEEEESE

Can I have the taco con queso?

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cha-conned

1. To take a pastry to the face, generally in anger or rage, an immature way to get back at someone.

I walked up to a clown and he cha-conned me in the face with a pie.

I got in a fight and cha-conned her in the face with a muffin.

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Con Air

1. A movie produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. It stars Nicolas Cage and John Malkovich. It is about a group of prisoners who take over a plane taking them to other jails, trials, executions, etc.
2. The name of the plane carrying the prisoners in the movie Con Air.

1. Con Air stars Nicolas Cage as a good guy and John Malkovich as a bad guy.
2. Con Air transports prisoners.

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saw con

a word in response to ligma.
it sounds like suck on.

Mark: i think you have ligma.

Frank: what's that? is that something from saw con?
Mark: WTF is sawcon?
Frank: SAWCON MA DICK!

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