Control Disorder

aka Psycotic Control Disorder not to be mixed up with Impulse Control Disorder.

The inane compulsion towards order. Whereby said disturbed individual is often paranoid and delusional. Unable to see the piteous attempts at order and control. Continues regardless of the inevitable outcome, in some kind of psycotic manifestation of the ego.

If we pass enough laws we can control the internet.
We need more cctv, so that i feel more in control.
Lets take everyones dna, then we will be in control.

These are examples of ideals that a person affected by control disorder would hold.

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controller thrower

A video game that pisses you off so much, you have no alternative but to throw your controller in disgust. Otherwise known as Mario Kart.

Buddy 1: We need to get some 4-player Smash Brothers going on.
Me: I've only got 3 controllers
Buddy 2: What happened to the 4th one that was here last weekend?
Me: Mario Kart.
Buddy 1 + Buddy 2: Ooooooohhhhhh. Bit of a controller thrower, huh?

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xbox controller

When someones pinner is so small, they can mount their 360 controller, where the hole for the head seat is plugged in.

Wow, his mic must not work, there must be a backup of cum in there! this guy must have fucked his "xbox controller"!

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BIRTH CONTROL

1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.
2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in
at least nine different forms to women-for now about
50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even
touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted
kids still get here.
3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women
than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for
irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man
who decided when a baby would be born.

SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."

CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My
doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I
just want to FEEL you."

SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it
happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I
don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."

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Crowd Control

Giving a girl such an intense facial that she is knocked back four or more feet. Just like a fire hose on an angry mob.

I saved up for 25 days just to give Samantha a massive Crowd Control.

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quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

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p-control

Art of using one's penis in replacement of one's stylus for one's Nintendo DS

Dude, I just got pwnd with his P-Control in Metroid Prime:Hunters:First Hunt

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