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An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.
Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
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A line or phrase that is either purposely used to end a conversation with someone as soon as possible, or a comment that unwittingly ends a conversation.
Tony: Ey man, whats up!
Simon: Nothing.
Tony: What you been up to today?
Simon: Not much.
Tony: Such a conversation killer...
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Joe: The new CD is so good!
Mark: Yeah, tell me about, it's great!
Lisa: I totally agree with you guys.
Tim: I bought a new shirt today!
Joe: ...
Mark: ...
Lisa: Nice conversation killer!
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The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.
Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.
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A third party who "ninjas" their way into a conversation they were not originally a part, usually with a comment which mean they have been eavesdropping for an extended period of time, like a ninja striking in the shadows.
Jackie just pulled a conversation ninja. I didn't even notice her before she dropped that comment about her Lexus while we were talking about luxury cars.
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Sex party where HIV negative men go to have sex with multiple positive partners in hopes of getting infected.
I tried to stop Joe from going to that conversion party, but he is stupid and thinks getting infected is hot.
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When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.
Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?
Emily: Yes
~4 minute delay~
Ron: Are you the oldest?
Emily: No
~2 minute delay~
Ron: So how was your day?
~2 minute delay~
Emily: Ok
Ron: Are you conversation walling me on purpose?
Emily: What?
Ron: I think I'd have a better conversation with a brick wall.
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Code word for basic bitch
Look at her insta, she is such a white converse!
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