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cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

by Big Jenny March 26, 2009


cooters and flax

1.) a profound expression of confusion or misunderstanding
2.) a word of unknown origin, created by Big O and Val

1.) Cooters and flax? What the crap did you say?
2.) Big O: Holy cooters! Look at that flax!
Val: Cooters and flax?!

by Big O September 15, 2003

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Cooter Rug

Women's pubic hair. Unshaved Vagina.

That girl needs to trim that cooter rug!

by Pamela Katooter January 19, 2007

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Cooter Spray

A spray designed and intended to make your โ€œcoochieโ€ smell less offensive/fishy.

Most often used with โ€œclub entertainersโ€ or with those whose โ€œGucciโ€ has an offensive stench.

Man: โ€œHere, I found this spray for you.โ€

Stripper: *reads out loud*

Stripper: โ€œCooter Spray? Thanks! So many guys have been complaining about the fish smell.โ€

by EnterTermsHere March 14, 2019

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pepper in the cooter

When a woman is angry over a particular issue.

Man, what was wrong with that chic in class today?

Looks like she had a little too much pepper in the cooter.

by rejectionking June 5, 2007

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Cooter Bootin'

When one female makes a move or obvious attempt to gain attention of a man that another female is talking to or making moves on; The female version of " Cock Blocking". Can also take a passive aggressive form. Less Dirty form of Cunt Punting.

"Did you see Girl 1? Girl 2 was talking to Boy 1 and she totally bent over in front of him, and then started talking to him! Girl 1 needs to quit Cooter Bootin'!"

by dormitimus November 25, 2009

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cooter stretcher

A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.

"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."

"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."

by Gracey Mayberry February 16, 2014

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