Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.
Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"
1.) a profound expression of confusion or misunderstanding
2.) a word of unknown origin, created by Big O and Val
1.) Cooters and flax? What the crap did you say?
2.) Big O: Holy cooters! Look at that flax!
Val: Cooters and flax?!
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A spray designed and intended to make your โcoochieโ smell less offensive/fishy.
Most often used with โclub entertainersโ or with those whose โGucciโ has an offensive stench.
Man: โHere, I found this spray for you.โ
Stripper: *reads out loud*
Stripper: โCooter Spray? Thanks! So many guys have been complaining about the fish smell.โ
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Women's pubic hair. Unshaved Vagina.
That girl needs to trim that cooter rug!
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When a woman is angry over a particular issue.
Man, what was wrong with that chic in class today?
Looks like she had a little too much pepper in the cooter.
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When one female makes a move or obvious attempt to gain attention of a man that another female is talking to or making moves on; The female version of " Cock Blocking". Can also take a passive aggressive form. Less Dirty form of Cunt Punting.
"Did you see Girl 1? Girl 2 was talking to Boy 1 and she totally bent over in front of him, and then started talking to him! Girl 1 needs to quit Cooter Bootin'!"
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A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.
"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."
"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."
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