Feed your chick spicy, diarrhea inducing chili and when she rips a chunky butthole burning squirt, jam your dick in to feel the leftover heat and she wraps up that dick like corn dog batter
Dude, never use ghost peppers in chili for a Spicy Chili Corndog. Blistered my fuckin' flesh rocket!
When a man keeps his penis a secret so nobody will know he has a penis.
"Now, don't go telling anyone about that secret corndog!"
When You're Having Back Door Adventures and Your Junk Came Out With A Little Nutty Surprise.
Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog
A frosted corndog is a corndog dog used in prison by women to fornicate usually end up looking like it has frosting on it because they have to share the corndog amongst each other
The girls in lockup love it when the frosted corndog come in because they all get to use it while it's frozen and it looks like it's frosted when they're done but it's just a bunch of different vagina juice
When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.
Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.
Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.
When one coats his junk in teriyaki sauce before shoving it deep inside a female
Give her the old Korean corndog one time!
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The jack Corndog has sex with his mom on a day to day basis