When you get diarrhea at the carnival and have to plug your butt with a corndog.
I ate too many funnel cakes and had to pull a quick russty corndog so I wouldn’t lose my place in line.
When I saw that the Carnie had a Def Leppard neck tattoo, I knew she’d be down for a Russty Corndog.
trying to test if your gay or not...or straight
hey dude you gay?
i could find out
*tries to gargle corndog
*chokes
yeah you not gay
corndog gargling:gay test
When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.
Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.
Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.
a corndog you eat in the shower
Ima gunna make me a shower corndog for my post run shower
The jack Corndog has sex with his mom on a day to day basis
When one coats his junk in teriyaki sauce before shoving it deep inside a female
Give her the old Korean corndog one time!
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Feed your chick spicy, diarrhea inducing chili and when she rips a chunky butthole burning squirt, jam your dick in to feel the leftover heat and she wraps up that dick like corn dog batter
Dude, never use ghost peppers in chili for a Spicy Chili Corndog. Blistered my fuckin' flesh rocket!