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Someone who functions sort of like a sugar daddy, except the sugar baby never has sex with them or visits them or even flirts with them. So basically just free money because they like them
"Is this person in the comments on your friend list? They're kind of acting like a dick"
"Yeah he is. He's normally cool though. He gave me $100 for Christmas"
"So... He's like a sugar cousin?"
"That's disgusting."
"IS it though? I'm calling it that because there is no sex and you never even see him"
"Oh. Neato."
Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite
My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under
A biological cousin that also like a brotherly figure to you.
He is my brother cousin.
Someone who has sex with or marries their cousin or other close relations.
That nasty woman had sex with her husband's brother. What a cousin fucker.
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Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.
Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.
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Demarcus Cousins- Being 5th cousins with another human being so therefore that means your DEMARCUS COUSINS.
Since we are 5th cousins that means ware demarcus cousins
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a person whose family has known your family for an extremely long time and whose history you know so well you might as well be related (even though you technically aren't).
Amy's parents grew up with her best friend Kate's parents, so Kate and Amy are pseudo-cousins.
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