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Someone who thinks they know everything about COVID rules and guidelines. They criticize everyone for not adhering to the rules... even though they don’t follow the rules themselves. They go as far as reporting people to the schools and government.
We got yelled at by the covid czar for not practicing social distancing, even though she wasn’t wearing a mask.
The 20 lbs you gained during the Covid-19 shelter in place / quarantine.
Bro, I saw your girl at the store yesterday looking like a can of popped buscuits, I think she caught that Covid-20.
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A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.
I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.
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Noun, /ˈs(j)u ɪˌsaɪd/ /baɪ/ /ˈkoʊvɪd/
The act of intentionally refusing inoculation in order to die a horrible death on a hospital ventilator while your friends and family watch helplessly and abuse hospital staff who are trying to help you. Similar to suicide by cop, suicide by COVID allows the suiciding individual to entirely shift the blame and responsibility for their own suicide.
Motivations for suicide by COVID vary and can be complex, but here are the top reasons:
1. To own the libs
2. To prove you're a lion and not a sheeple
3. To get away from your spouse and children, forever
4. To be a human sacrifice for the orange MAGA god (who has wholly replaced the Christian god for MAGA believers)
5. To further burden our overtaxed healthcare system and in the process use as many Medicare dollars as humanly possible before dying because socialism is only bad for minorities and the poor but socialism is a good thing when conservatives are on the receiving end.
6. To die a martyr in the MAGA war against science and reality
As for etymology, suicide by COVID first appeared in June of 2021, when vaccinations became widely available. It derives from suicide by cop with COVID replacing cop as the instrument of suicide.
I saw on Facebook that Uncle Bubba just died on a ventilator. He committed suicide by COVID, 'cause he wasn't no sheeple. He owned them libtards real good. Praise Trump!
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COVID Barbie is the perfectly correct nickname for president Donald Trump's last and worst Press Secretary, Kayleighahghuh McEnany. Which is saying something, given that he started his administration with a combative midget, then used a profane lunatic for two weeks, and then settled on a quasi-female trans-Sloth from The Goonies for a spell. A wholly unqualified simpleton bimbo, she represents the perfect blend of blonde lies and cheap makeup that has earned the reputation of a plastic, mildly evil doll.
See also: COVID Karen, Wicket Witch
TV watcher: "Hey, did you see that Kayleigh McEnany said that she wouldn't lie, but has done it constantly since then?"
Bored person trying to not die of COVID: "Yeah. I just wish that COVID Barbie would fall into a fire and melt already."
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a person who uses covid for political purposes and says they believes the "science" while making shit up.
Covid faggot: wheres your mask?
Person: the cdc and who say I don't need a mask!
Covid faggot: 250,000 plus people have died
Person: the cdc says the death rate is six percent of that amount.
Covid faggot: you're selfish
Person: you're a covid faggot.
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A modern spin on a much loved classic. Ask her to open her mouth and say “ahhhhhhh” and then ram your cock down her throat and rub it on her tonsils. When you’re about to cum, whip it out and cum up her nose.
James- “Met a girl last night and gave her a cheeky COVID test”
Borat- “very nice, I like”
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