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ceo of home depot, a large american hardware store chain
i am craig menear, ceo of home depot, hater of lowes, destroyer of ikea, habringer of toilets, seller of kitchen cabinets, master of all pvc tubes, god of construction hardwares, BOW BEFORE ME
While laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken sex on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. To relieve the fact you are getting "sexed" on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest Captain Morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.
"Last night when i was at Tony's house, Tim and Meagan Craig Cabrera'ed me. It was righteous!"
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You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.
I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Craig when I broke both of my hips.
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A self-proclaimed social conservative, a self-proclaimed Christian, the staunchly anti-gay Republican senator from Idaho who was arrested in June 2007 at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport for soliciting sex from an undercover MALE police officer, in a BATHROOM stall. Check out the hilarious Washington Post article about the incident.
According to the police report, Craig spread his wobbly legs real wide, played footsie from under the stall partition and also stuck his liver-spotted left hand under the wall – clearly showing the wedding band on his ring finger – supposedly a result of his marriage to a female. Craig pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct but pleaded not guilty to soliciting sex from another person.
All in all, this is a case of another moral crusader who likes nothing more than a quick turd punch while he waits for a connecting flight. No reports as to why the good senator chose Minneapolis as the locale for his activities. After all, most of us use Amtrak restrooms for these frivolities. Adding to the humor of it all, the great crusader has stated that this is all a gross misunderstanding and that he simply has a very wide stance when he goes to the bathroom. That seems plausible to me, considering the copious amounts of conservative crap he drops on the senate floor and in the media. Anyone with that much shit in them needs to spread those legs really wide, to ensure a complete dumping of feces. Take a quick look at this dweeb's face. You know he loves to choke on a penis. The wonderful Christian was booked, fined, and sentenced to a year of probation. If I were him, I would violate the probation, in the hopes of being actually arrested, spending some time in jail, and increasing my odds of scoring some man-love – and then blame it all on a big, black, Bubba of a cellmate, a tactic not unfamiliar to Republican legislators - see Bob Allen. I hope these hypocrites finally come out of the closet and lead the next Pride Parade.
Larry Craig - a Republican windbag, a Christian politician who spews anti-gay venom, inspired by fucktards such as Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson but at the end of the day, they love nothing more than gagging on a beefy, deeply veined man stick.
I was in a public rest room yesterday and this big hefty guy groped my ass. he went all Larry Craig on me. I asked him if he was a Republican senator from Idaho!
Once in a while, advances made by gays can be flattering even to a straight male - but no one wants a Larry Craig around, especially when one is emptying ones bowels.
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One of the classiest players ever to play the game of baseball. Holds the record for most HBP in the modern era, and most doubles by a right-handed hitter. Has 3000 hits and 250+ homeruns. Thank you Craig!
Craig Biggio is a future Hall of Famer
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Also can be refered to as soulcore. It is a soft song (usually acoustic) with loud and powerful vocals and has a very distinct, scratchy tone.
Examples of craig-core bands include Craig Owens, Jonny Craig, Icarus Account, Isles and Glaciers, etc.
Craig Dawson is the best person ever to grace a football pitch and will provide last minute clutch moments especially for West Ham United.
They are massive.
Craig Dawson is dreamy