pink ice cream

When you enter a vagina or anus with your penis and it immediately goes flaccid.

We tried to have sex but I must have been too drunk because I ended up getting a pink ice cream.

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Ice cream helmet

The cum residue on the tip of an uncircumcised penis.

Hey girls do you want to go to the Columbus Clippers game? Ice cream helmets are only $4.50 tonight!

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ice cream social

it meeans lets get togetherand smoke ice watch porn and fuck all night

ice cream social????

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ice cream machine

it is not working sorry. btw i work at mcdonalds

the ice cream machine is not working

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ice cream cone

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, and then follows that with a kiss.

Joni totally gave Herman an ice cream cone; his jizz ran down his own throat after they kissed!

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Ice cream sandwich

When you put a scoop of ice cream on your tongue and then go down on yo girl when she's close, causing her to orgasm while the ice cream drips and melts.

Tyfynni Lynn (Roommate): "OMG, spill the deets, how was last night?!? Like, why the fuck are the sheets green?!"
Brtanni-Georgietta: "Well we spilled something... I was about to orgasm and then Tyrone gave me an ice cream sandwich and I about passed out!"
Tyfynni Lynn- "Oooh, so it WAS it was mint chocolate chip"

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Ice cream date

A date without sexual intentions

"Bro, you get any D last night?"
"Nah, dude, you know Brad only likes ice cream dates when he first starts dating someone."

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