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A band who obviously plays better than Matt Pennington. I bet Matt jacks off every night before he goes to bed.
"I go on every site and make fun of people who get more chicks than me. I'm such a loser. Wow I wish I could get some chicks and a life"
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Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
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when a girl has her period. used in the movie clueless by cher.
girl: i'm riding the crimson wave
boy: no fair! how come u get to go surfing?
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The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
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Similar to the Dry Dock or the Double Decker; only this is the female version. A "Crimson Mudplant" is when a woman enters the ladies' restroom, takes a dump, and then pulls out a dirty tampon and places it close to the seat in the bowl, so it is highly visible. Of course, the toilet is not flushed--therefore, time ensures that the tampon will "bleed" down the side of the bowl, creating a kind of blossom-effect (depending upon the number of tampons used, sometimes a 'boquet' results). There is always a tiny bit of toilet paper on the side of the mudplant, creating the illusion that someone "tried" to not be disgusting. The Crimson Mudplant is created for one of two reasons: first, revenge, much like the Double-Decker or Dry-Dock; and second, due to a raging case of OCD, in which case the offender is too much of a germaphobe to touch the flusher.
OMG...did you see the Crimson Mudplant in the toilet? Someone used TWO TAMPONS AT ONCE! Someone call the janitor!
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The act of rubbing one's exposed testicles all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.
A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.
Alabama Alumnus was is caught on video 'Crimson Tiding' an individual who was passed or potentially dead in a Bourbon Street restaurant.
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