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blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 21, 2024


Critical Race Theory

The most misunderstood theory on this planet. Period.

This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.

In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.

If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.

Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
๐— ๐—ฒ: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Okay SJW."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2024


Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021


critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.

When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.

by mrchristian November 19, 2012


Critical Legends

A once popular Roblox game. It is a remake of a game made by EpicCritical. The game consists in battling enemies with a peculiar way of combat: instead of the well known and widely used mouse button to attack, you have to touch orbs that spawn in the battle area with your character, or alternatively use active abilities pressing 1, 2, or 3 on your keyboard or clicking/tapping on the icons. The game has different classes with different attacks and also has a rebirth feature that clears all your levels for 1 (Eternal Flame) or 3 (Scorching Eternal Flame) random items in the game, except for unobtainable ones. Eternal Flame Exclusives are items only obtainable through rebirthing, and are worth a lot in trading due to their rarity (5% from Eternal Flame and 2% from Scorching Eternal Flame). Most can be upgraded using an Eternal Fragment, dropped by a Him (boss) with a 10% chance. To rebirth, you need the max level (400). Skins are obtainable through Craig, a monkey who sells skin boxes at Punky Sky for 20K reputation each. Reputation, experience and gold are obtainable through defeating enemies or completing quests (currently, quests are only present in Samurai Island). Critical Legends once had factions: separate Discord servers that might have competed against each other in a boss race, if the game hadn't died shortly before. Critical Legends was made by Radi Studios.

Person 1: Hey, did you play Critical Legends?
Person 2: Yes, I played since the game got moved! Wanna play?
Person 1: Sure! But I'm not very good at the game, so you'll have to help me I'm afraid.
Person 2: That's fine with me, I haven't played in a bit so I might not have the best class or passives or maybe even actives.

by Bingusthereal September 1, 2022


Critical Legends

A once popular Roblox game. It is a remake of a game made by EpicCritical. The game consists in battling enemies with a peculiar way of combat: instead of the well known and widely used mouse button to attack, you have to touch orbs that spawn in the battle area with your character, or alternatively use active abilities pressing 1, 2, or 3 on your keyboard or clicking/tapping on the icons. The game has different classes with different attacks and also has a rebirth feature that clears all your levels for 1 (Eternal Flame) or 3 (Scorching Eternal Flame) random items in the game, except for unobtainable ones. Eternal Flame Exclusives are items only obtainable through rebirthing, and are worth a lot in trading due to their rarity (5% from Eternal Flame and 2% from Scorching Eternal Flame). Most can be upgraded using an Eternal Fragment, dropped by a Him (boss) with a 10% chance. To rebirth, you need the max level (400). Skins are obtainable through Craig, a monkey who sells skin boxes at Punky Sky for 20K reputation each. Reputation, experience and gold are obtainable through defeating enemies or completing quests (currently, quests are only present in Samurai Island). Critical Legends once had factions: separate Discord servers that might have competed against each other in a boss race, if the game hadn't died shortly before. Critical Legends was made by Radi Studios.

Person 1: Hey, did you play Critical Legends?
Person 2: Yes, I played since the game got moved! Wanna play?
Person 1: Sure! But I'm not very good at the game, so you'll have to help me I'm afraid.
Person 2: That's fine with me, I haven't played in a bit so I might not have the best class or passives or maybe even actives.

by Bingusthereal September 1, 2022


Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.

Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.

by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018