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a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”
Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.
The most stylish, voguish, ultra-modern, fashionable shoe known to man.
"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."
Crocs…. I need them, everyone wants them. You ever bought any? You haven’t go to Amazon eBay anywhere just by Crocs. DO NOT GO TO WALMART FOR CROCS. I REPEAT D O. N O T. G O. T O. W A L M A R T. F O R C R O C S
Hey I just got some CROCS!
Oh yea?! Let me see…
Ok!
THEIR FROM WALMART?!
Yea?
IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE
*cries with fake crocs*
Literally the best thing too ever happen
Also could be used a an nickname for a dong
“ hey bro, nice crocs!”
“Your crocs are hard!”
Crocs are the most stylish shoes you can possibly wear. They are available in a multitude of colors and styles. Wear black studded crocs to assert your dominance to other human beings. Put your crocs in sports mode to be the raddest kid on the block.
Dude #1: Bro, look at my fresh Yeezys!
Dude #2: Ha! Those don’t even begin to compare to my super lit black studded crocs. Check it out, I can even put them in sports mode!
Dude #1: Wow! I’m going to trade in my Yeezys for some of those lit crocs!