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When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.
Howard and I were banging and I could reach it so he crotch talked me and I reached it!
The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.
I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.
The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.
Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.
When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.
Man, Jamal has got some rank ass clorox crotch goin' on. Dude needs to take a shower!
The process of making a sexual advance and grasping for the male genetalia however coming up literally empty handed. Generally followed by awkward and embarassing thigh touching and empty grabs.
I was in bed with Mike last night and he was so hot I was tryin to make a move and grab his dick but I couldnt find it in his jeans! I was totally a crotch hunter. *sigh*
A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.
Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"
Jizz. Cum. The liquid secretion product brought about, frequently via orgasm.
Bitches are ravenous for my crotch sauce.