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When done giving anal to a girl, proceed to ejacualte in her hair, then form a crown with her hair and let the jizz dry.
Jizz Titz: What did you do to your girl last night?????
Rape Shit: I turned her into the statue of liberty
Jizz Titz: WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?
Rape Shit: i gave her a seeping crown
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Crown And Coke is a band from Mississauga Ontario who can party as hard as they rock out. These boys can often be found having band practice with a 40 ounce of Crown Royal and an eight ball of blow. The band plays shows on a weekly basis throughout all of Ontario.
I went to the Crown And Coke show last night and the guitarist smashed a line off of his amp.
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£2.50 Two Pounds and Fifty pence in modern parlance. In 'old money' 2/6 two shillings and sixpence = twelve-and-a-half 'p', but with the rise of inflation, half a crown has more of a resonance with £2.50p
Hey Malcolm, can I have half a crown to cover your entry money for next year's Middlesex League?
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when you cut your penis off with scrapbook scissors so it has a zig zag and looks like a paper crown
Yo did you hear about Jay’s accident?
No what happened?
He was making a scrapbook and accidentally chopped his dick off so he has a meat crown now!
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To proclaim fantasy football victory with less than 10 minutes left in the last game, only to have it stripped from your distrusting grasp by a Matty Ice to Navarro Bowman pick 6!!
I’m winning this ship, crown me and my lord of the rings face bitches!!
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Wearing a Rolex. Due to the Crown Trademark of the brand
That kid with the crowned wrist is 'bout to get jacked
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To masturbate or jack off. Comes from symbolizing the penis as a head and your fist as a crown.
Men like to crown the king to pleasure themselves.
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