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When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.
Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.
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When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.
Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?
Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !
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When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell
Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”
Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”
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A place comprised of people obsessed with eating healthy.
"That is the 6th farmer's market we've passed on this road!"
"Yeah, this place is a crunchy city."
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a crunchy naturalist is when you are having sex outdoors, you cum on her chest and then crunch up a bunch of leaves on the cum to leave a crunchy mess.
My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.
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When you shit and you don’t wipe good and it gets hard and crusty.
Man, last night my girl licked my crunchy starfish. Shoulda used baby wipes.
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A member of the rap group Three 6 Mafia, who has given us such great and complex lyrics over the years such as 'yeah I rob, yeah I steal, yeah I dump your body in the field'
Like wow, what some deep and complex lyricism, I can't believe some people think he isn't lyrical or think he is a bad rapper, they just must not understand the layers to his complex lyrics!
Yo Crunchy Black is one lyrical ass nigga!
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