On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
“Today is national post your crush day!”
Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”
“YES!”
OCTOBER 17
NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
To see if your crush will ignore you back or make you NOT ignore him/her!
NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
OCTOBER 17 !
National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf
Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..
On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
june 23, national ask out your crush out day! maybe they’ll even say yes to you, go get em!
hey! it’s national ask out crush day, have you asked your crush out yet, i think he likes you!