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stuffed crust

when you take the crust from a pizza and hollow it out, then you cum into it and shove it up a hoes pussy and blow into the crust make the cum shoot up dat hoes pussy

yo i impregnicated a bunch of hoes with some stuffed crust

by christian m November 27, 2007

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Golden Crust

1. Jamaican restaurant franchise found all over the world. (Sometimes called the Krusty Krab)
2. Reffering to an eatery in south Philly that you will not be returning to at a later date due to the bulletproof glass they serve you from and the fact that the food tastes like human feet.
3. A meeting house for murderers, rapists, and the crazy homeless.

1. I love eating the jerk chicken at the Golden Crust
2. Dude, I think someone jerked off on my chicken from the Golden Crust
3. Brian and I tried to contain ourselves while at the Golden Crust from laughing at the large black man singing "The freaks come out at night"

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004

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Crust-Thumper

Crust-thumper, noun; a person, typically male, who engages in the sexual act of crust thumping.

Crust-thumping, verb; a sexual act whereby a male engages in vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently menstruating. After the male has ejaculated, he removes his penis from the female's vagina and allows the menstrual blood to dry on his penis, giving a unique rust-like texture. He then proceeds to have anal intercourse with said female. The usual discomfort of anal intercourse, combined with the characteristic texture of a crust-thumper's penis results in almost exclusive pleasure for the male, and a somewhat strained relationship thereafter with the female.

Inquisitive friend: "Hey Ben, where are you off to?"

Ben: "Going to a feminism meeting. They spend so much of their time menstruating all over current affairs that I should be able to thump crust until they're all walking like John Wayne."

No-longer-inquisitive friend: "Aaaaah you old crust-thumper you!"

by crust_thumper August 4, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheesy crust

Used when describing a penis that developed white muck in the wrinkels around the head due to poor hygiรซne.

If it wasn't for my cheesy crust I would have shagged her on the spot.

by Count Von Zeppelin September 18, 2006

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pie crust

Old ass pussy.

That bitch is so old there's nothin' left but pie crust.

by droppinin July 18, 2008

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wheat crust

The crust growing all over an old woman's vagina. Not to mention the puss oozing out of it from all the years of being a prostitute & getting several yeast infections but not caring for them. Therefore, developing a wheat like crust all over her wrinkly, used up lips.

I thought it would be cool to get with my friend's mom last night until she pulled down her panties & had wheat crust all over her sagging pussy lips, I threw up everywhere!

by moustacheaficiando January 15, 2011

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Cock Crust

When you cum in someones bread while its baking and someone eats it.

mmmm, this is some good bread, whats in it? COCK CRUST!

by MayoSalPhil September 9, 2009

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