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1. Dr. Jonas Venture Sr. a world-renowned Super-Scientist, a truly great man
2. Dr. Thaddeus S. "Rusty" Venture, Son of Jonas Venture Sr. and heir to the Venture empire, constantly lives in his father's shadow and is a second rate scientist
3. Jonas Venture Jr. Rusty's twin brother who was absorbed by Rusty in the womb, who later escaped to begin his own career in Super-Science, noticeably deformed
1. That Dr. Venture is a genious!
2. Dr. Venture is such a loser.
3. Shaking hands with Dr. Venture is like shaking hands with a chicken dinner.
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Never sold well within the Australian territory because no one bought it. The fact was, it tasted like medicine that someone pissed in.
I never tried it, because it was only around for like a year when I was 8 years old. Then they sent that shit back to Taiwan or wherever they keep their factory slaves. Although I haven't tasted it, I know many who have. Their experiences haunt them...
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The biggest betrayl to manhood the world has ever seen. He is a sell out pussy that tells women what they want to hear other than the truth. He almost always sides with the women and if not he makes fun of the people with problems to promote his own ego.
If the audience of any TV show is mostly fat women, then there is a scam afoot.
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A native of Kentucky and graduate of the University of Kentucky, Carl Wright attended graduate school at the University of Georgia and did post-graduate work at Clemson University and Polytechnic University (in New York). He worked in industry for 20+ years but gave up that life to become a teacher at Calabasas High School. He has been teaching since 1999 and in 2010 was voted cutest teacher.
During his 10+ years of teaching, Dr. Wright has indulged himself in many various projects and inventions. His most famous, however, is the Do Now. And throughout the years, many students have tried to change it to Do Later, but Dr. Wright doesn't mind. He's that DGAF.
Dr. Wright: "Give the Do Now a try!"
Students: "It says Do Later!!"
Dr. Wright: "I don't give a fuck, turn up my Beatles CD."
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Spencer Gibbs Impersonation of Dr. Wright:
"dot dot dit dwut dwit dew dut
dewr do nows now
honestly and truly
it wouldn't be a holiday without an explosion"
FAIL.
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The act of fucking a girl 23 different ways and then jizzing all over her face to get the true flavor.
Well I was going to break up with tommy, but he gave me the greatest Dr. Pepper I've ever had
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A character in Resident Evil 4 that has a potatoe sack covering his face and weilds a chainsaw. Much tougher then the regular enemies, his body doesn't dissolve when you kill him, and is capable of decapitating the main character, Leon, in one blow.
If you do kill him, he either drops 10,000 pesetas or a ruby equal to that volume.
Dr. Salvador is much easier when you can blast him with a shotgun.
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A YTMND user notorious for his inflated ego who claims to be "getting laid" by an unidentified asian girl; also makes sites targeting his negro friend Mr. Ross who really enjoys eating KFC.
Guy 1: Hey, I wonder what Dr-L337 is doing right now?
Guy 2: I dunno, getting laid probably.
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