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The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.
Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.
Abbreviation: DBQ
See also: "strokability scale"
Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."
Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."
Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
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Generation Y and every generation thereafter.
The ripe for brainwashing crowd generation that gets its news not from newspapers, or even the standard biased NBC, CBS, FOX, ABC, CNN or MSNBC...but from The Daily Show or Saturday Night Live.
These people exist. You know them. Everyone knows them.
The Daily Show Generation Member: Dude...I can't believe Bush orchestrated 9/11. Obama is still cleaning all the mess from Bush. Bush sucks, he's like Hitler and Mussolini. Mussolini was bad right? Wait, he was Italian, but Italians are good - not that anyone's bad...especially Muslisms. I have lots of Muslim friends. I have lots of Black friends, too. I think we should Coexist! I have a bumper sticker on my car that says it...my Black friend said it's cool...Hey did you see the Daily Show last night? I was so high, but I think Jon Stewart REPORTED some news about that speaker lady...what's her name? Isn't it Clinton? Yeah, he said Speaker Clinton was in Afghanistan and she's gonna fix it because she'll talk to the Taliban and then call Obama so that we all know what to do to live in peace. It was awesome. Remember? Anyway, I've gonna vote for Stephen Colbert, seriously!! I know my Grandfather died in WWII and his grandfather died in the Civil war so we could all vote...but it's just one vote! Who cares! Wanna play Halo?
Everyone else in America: STFU
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when 2 hookers both get trunk butt while giving you a double blow job
man i was so happy last night, i hit the Daily Double.
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A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
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A fucked up manga that involves a girl named mai chan getting sexually abused in various ways and is immortal the manga is infamous for it's ending in which mai chan gets pregnant, gives birth and a man grabs the infant and puts it into a blender and blends it.
Eduardo:hey vincent you read mai chans daily life before?
vincent:yes it's very fucked up
The GD Daily Chat is a place where people say "fart" and people laugh
I said "fart" in Geometry Dash Daily Chat and people told me to kill myself
A hentai guro manga that is known for it's ending and how gorey it is.
Guy: Remember Mai-chans daily life?
Guy 2: Yeah. It was hot.
Guy: I agree.
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