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A gay jock who has very large beachball-sized pecs that make milk.
Jock #1 Hey dude, where did you get the milk to make your shake?
Jock #2 From my Dairy Jock boyfriend. He makes at least 7-8 gallons a day, so I won't have to go to the store to buy milk anymore.
Jock #1 ????
It's a tipe of cow that usually produces much more milk that normal ones. It is also a common way in Japan to insult big-breated woman.
Girl 1:Did you ssee Heather after she put silicone?
Girl 2:Yhea, now she is such a Dairy cow!
Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Dairy Hairies:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
What lactose intolerant people actually have although they deny it
Lindsay says she’s lactose intolerant but she’s actually just has a dairy allergy
Another way of saying "Goated"
Dude did you see that clip on Twitch from BakeAndCake_ she is Dairied.
Dude that shot was Dairied.
when a male ejaculates onto a lactating female's nipples and then proceeds to lick the ejaculate off along with the milk produced by the female
"ever since I started lactating, Bob won't stop asking me to do dairy swirls!"
Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!
John: Sounds like a great idea!