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A bush-leauge team favored by many, many homosexuals around the globe.
The Dallas Cowboys... Steers and queers to say the least.
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Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.
Dallas Cowboys,Americas team, for front running fags only.
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A Dallas dinner, usually seen with the words “good ‘old fashioned” in front of it is when you have dessert first and then eat your real dinner.
I really want some ice cream right now even though dinner is coming soon, why not have a good old fashioned Dallas Dinner?
To be from a small town or to not want to live in a large metropolitan area.
"I sure as hell ain't been east of Dallas!"
"I never had big city eyes and I've never been east of Dallas" -Eric Church
He is a sexy mudda Fuckahhhh who cares very much for his friends . He is one of the biggest Pussy destroyers out there however he is loyal
Harley dallas is a sexy beast
Worst team in NFL. Supposedly "America's Team" even tho they ain't won shit since the 90s. Fans will tell you they will win the Superbowl every year and they always end up going 8-8.
Yo, you see the Dallas Cowboys last night? Man they're so trash bro.
An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.
The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years