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when either someone
1) eats all the ice- cream in your fridge in under 2 minutes
2) is hideously late for an appointment or meeting time
or
3) unconciously mooches away your money and/ or possesions
tim: wheres charles? hes supposed to be here 3 hours ago?!?
tom: he decided to pull a dani. lets start without him.
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We all know a dani. First a few things a typical dani likes. He loves to hold niece by fanny. He likes it when wet hairy men fanny goes into dry bald women willy. He can’t talk but we all know that what he’s saying reads along the lines of “I’m a massive nonce, where’s my niece so I can hold her he he,” however do not mention this to him as it is BANG OUT (angry face). His preferred age is under 3 as Dani loves breastfeeding small children and cums to midget porn. Despite all of this you just have to love him. He gives lifts to McDonald’s at the speed of light and sends skuds to groupchats.
*car flies by*
Steve: Woah wtf was that!!!
Larry: Chill dude, it was probably dani bhoy on his way to nieces house
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the funniest dj out there. she knows her beats and every dance. will always be the start of the party.
bro, who is the dj tonight? i think its dj dani b! YO! THIS PARTYS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!
Dani Fucking Kind (aka Dani Kind) is a Canadian actress, best known for Workin' Moms and Wynonna Earp. Her talents have inspired the Twitter hashtag #DaniFuckingKind, as well as t-shirts and other merchandise bearing the Dani Fucking Kind name. DFK is also known for her red hair and quick wit.
I am so happy they cast Dani Fucking Kind in this show.
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The most perfect girl in the world. She is very kind and generous. and is a definite mood. Is also the youngest member of the girl band Cimorelli
Dani (Danielle) Cimorelli is my favorite human.
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To be so enraged by the slightest hint of rejection that you take a shit on someone's living room floor.
He asked me to leave after we finished having sex, so I was like, "I'm totally going to do a Dani Calleja. That'll teach him!"
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the stripper name for any lady named dani.
especially the all blond kind that rarely wears pants to the iceskating rink..
its not required but have DCD is an added bonus
guy 1-did u see dani candi pants?
guy 2-yea, she wasnt wearing pants..sweet
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