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The act of using a dogs tail to smear and lick peanut butter off of a woman's breasts: Peanut butter will be spread on the anus and licked off as well.
Hey, have you tried danish dog tourture?
No not yet, but plan too soon.
When someone farts in your mouth
Melody just farted in Carolines mouth and said. "Did you like that danish breath mint?"
shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.
Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
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A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.
Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.
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When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.
It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.
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The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.
“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”
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Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.
Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.
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